26 Jul Really Important West Palm Stuff

Good Afternoon West Palm Dealers,

After last month’s embarrassing email from Chad, Jon has taken over writing the emails again—so you can expect a much more professional and restrained tone.

The July 31–August 2 West Palm Beach Antique Festival is almost here!

Dealer set-up is Thursday, July 30, from 8:00 a.m.–5:00 p.m. Please enter through Gate 2 and proceed to the East Expo.

If you are receiving this email, we are expecting you. If your plans have changed, please tell us ahead of time that you will not be attending—in order to prevent being shot at dawn.

Last-meal requests will not be granted, nor will you be permitted a final cigarette. A few chews of nicotine gum or a brief vape hit from your annoying nephew—who doesn’t want to help you load your truck anyway—might be allowed.

Your February space will then be given to another vendor who has not been shot at dawn.

We look forward to seeing everyone Thursday!

Jon Jenkins
West Palm Beach Antique Festival